"amazing thing about snakes, is that they reproduce spontaneously."
"what do you mean?"
"i mean they have both male and female sex organs. that’s why someone you don’t trust, you call a snake. how can you trust a guy who can literally go fuck himself?"
"don’t you think that expression would come from the adam and eve story? when the snake tempted eve to bite the apple?"
"hey, snakes were fuckin’ themselves long before adam and eve showed up, t."